And if I seem a little strange, well that's because I am.

And all I have to show for it is a stinkin' button =P

I'm still brain dead so don't be expecting anything for a while :D

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PS, the stinkin' poodles were on TV and tey were EVERYWHERE.

that's all. =P

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WOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gahhh!
Thank you Thank you THANK YOU to every and anyone who read, commented, sponsored, and especially monitored :D

Now I know why they only do these things once a year. That's plenty of time to forget that yo give up your sleep for 24 hours =P

NOW I'M GOING TO BED SO GO AWAY.!

:D

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Might as well JUMP!

It's 11:30.

Oh my ever lovin' gravy.



ahaha



Dancin' in the Streeet.

David Bowie and Mick Jagger are cool.



It's so weird that it's like... almost the end..

I mean, This time yesterday I was just getting ready to start.

Man.

That's so weird.



I can't believe that I stayed up twenty four hours to sit in a chair in fron of the computer.



hehehe



that's something I need to be doing now vs. listening to Van Halen. =P

gah
I still want ice cream...

this was the most fun I've had i na while

Thanks to my wonderful Monitor and to all of you who read and to my sponsor (ahaha.. just the one =P)


I
one
ONE
and then it's OVER!

Until Next year though:D



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On the edge of seventeeeeeeeenn

haha! Almost there!

Originally I had something along the lines of "still alive... almost there......"
in mind for this one but you have no idea how much Ducktales in German will wake a person up
ahahaha
not to mention, I'm laughing at just about everything.

That's a sign that soon I will literally collapse =P

So, I'm a little sad the I only managed to raise $10, but at lest I raised something, right?

:D

Hahah, Stevie Nicks.
ahahaha

see?

I'm going nuts.

alright so I started off nuts, but that's not important.
what's important is broccoli.
i know, that was te most random thing in the entire world, but I was thinking Dana Carvey and then Choppin' Broccoli and I really like broccoli. It's my favorite vegetable.

Gahh!

I can't believe it's almost over!!

Man, the second my head hits my pillow I will be out like a light :D

UNTIL THE END!

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Hair brushed and parted typical me typical me

heh heh
Never a dull moment in the mind of STG

Man, I'm weird when I get tired.
ahahahahahaha

I just started laughing.
and now I'm done.

OH!
You know what?
I really really wish I had a sweater.
I was going to say ice cause I want some ice. I really like ice.

but then I got cold
so I want a sweater.

MREOW

heheheheheh

I'm such a weirdo =P

Okay, so I've decided I'm tired of English so we've got German, Arabic, Moroccan, and um... well, more German.
Ducktales! A wooh ooh!

haha
Jeebus, is this what I'm always like when I'm really tired?

according to Nadia it is.

aahahaha

Ethnically Ambiguous DVD players!

man, I come up with the most amazing things when I'm tired.

but that one made total sense!

unlike, well, Ethnically ambiguous hashbrowns. but the clowns named Spock were TOTALLY not mine so I'm not soooooo weird....

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ahahaha

I almost got up to go to bed and then remembered I can't =P
two hours left!
I can do it!

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Life tends to come and go as long as you no no no.....

It's 9:30 and I'm not tired anymore, which is great I guess.
Hmm, I'm stuffed though, two bagels a mug of tea, six glasses of water, twelve peppermint patties, spaghetti, a banana, and Ramen Noodles. oh, and some frosting.

that's what I ate today.
yummy.

=P

So, I stashed my frosting in the fridge since we don't have any eggs to make my cake and since we don't have any crackers, Graham or otherwise.

Andnow that I'm not moving or wisking or running around a kitchen, I'm getting tired again. grrrr

okay, maybe I'll do some crunches =P

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it's almost here...

gahhh

I just made chocolate frosting from SCRATCH. Powdered sugar, cocoa powder, the whole shebang.

Now, I find out we have no eggs so I can't make a cake.
I mean, I probably should have checked for eggs to begin with, but I didn't even realize it. and now I have chocolate icing and no cake.

um...
what am I gonna do with that?

aksdhasdjka'sdaksdl

It's okay though, I'll figure something out, after all, I made chocolate frosting from scratch for the first tmie ever... and it's amazing :D

hehe

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Eight!

Eight left, and still nothing to talk about.

But I really really really really want chocolate..
actually, I reall wantIce cream

oh man...
I want a milkshake.....

aughhhhhhh


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9

only nine.

whoop de freaking doo.



I know this is pitiful, but I just want to go upstairs and go to bed and possibly not wake up for days. That might be nice =P

I called Linden though, that makes me feel a little better.

I'd feel tons better with some ice cream.

And or chocolate.

that would seriously improve my mood so much you have no idea.

But i think I made Linden think there was something wrong with me =P And who knows, maybe there is XD XP

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10

there are only like.. ten left right?

my brain = on hiatus

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the plans for a future war was all I saw on channel 4

I don't want to stay up for another five hours. I want to go to bed and just.. sleep.
and then I want to wake up at a normal time like a normal person and I would really like for that whole, not knowing if that happened yesterday or today and losing track of days thing to stop.
Cause that's just really not cool.

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I think I may go to bed after this.

I think.

I'd REALLY like to.
this isn't fun anymore.
Fun would be sleeping.
where other people can't bother you. and f they do, well, you can shoot them. =]

I love dreams.

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Time may change me, but i can't trace time

asdfhjkl;'asfhklasghnsl;fksjdfl;kasdjfklasjfnask;djf

is it time for bed yet?

someone please say yes.

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Know Your Onion!

On the bright side?
Um, no one's dead?

That's bright.
most of the time...
heh. just kidding.

Okay, so um, meaningless,confusing posts much?
yes, I think so

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Oh,people see no worth in you, but I do.

Oy with the poodles already..
sometimes, life decides to suck more than usual.
for no apparent reason.
this is one of those times.

thankyouverylittle.

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When you say it's gonna happen now, well what exactly do you mean? See I've already waited to long. And now my hope is gone.

Hmmm.. my obituary, huh? That gives me an idea...



let's see......



Last night at 10:37 pm, gunshots rang out on the streets of Sterling. The gunshot victim was girl was local resident, Soraya The Great. She was a soon-to-be Dominion Titan and all around amazing person. Passerby say that Soraya was simply standing there when the crazed psycho shot her down. [The Loserface] says that "I did it because she was just too damn awesome for her own good."

Family members describe her as "the best thing that ever happened to us."

Friends of the victim say that "had it not been for her, my life would e dull and meaningless."

Police arrested the crazed villain and immediately took him out to the woods where they say, "Nature was waiting to take of him."

We have no news what that may mean as of now but there are screams being issued from the woods.



heh heh



too much?

heh.



I told you I was tired XD XP

did any of that even make sense?
I really can't tell =P

Well, any punk that tries to rob me of my life deserves to be ripped to shreds by Mother Nature :D



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Reel around the Fountain

I miss my Hughes friends. Not that there's anything wrong with the people from Seneca or anything, but I hardly know any of them and a lot of them are more superficial.
I know that Hughes was ghetto Heaven and that the teachers weren't as dedicated as the ones at Seneca and all, but I still miss it. Especially Lunch bunch and Ms. Jeter and Ms. Rivas and Peer mediation!

man.

High school's gonna blow.

I don't know why everyone is looking FORWARD to it.

Sorry folks, but I'd like to hang on to my childhood if you don't mind.

I really don't know why anyone would WANT to grow up. I mean, I've gotten over wanting to be forever young. I wouldn't mind growing up all that much if it didn't have to happen so damn fast!
I know you'll be able to drive soon and you thin you'll have more freedom and all that crap.
But I don't mind living at home and having rules and that sort of thing. (except for when mahtab makes up all sorts of bullshit rules.. ;D)

But I really can't fathom why someone would WANT to be a working, tax paying, no time for fun, adult.

I'm not saying adult life sucks, okay, yes I am. I'm sure it doesn't ALL suck, I mean, if you're blessed with a family and children, or an education and a career then fine.
But the rest you nine-to-five-working-class schmoes hate your lives and we all know it.

And who would give up their childhood for that?
Not I, said the fly.

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Houston, we have internet!

Yay!
I was actually just in bed because the Internet keeps disconnecting on account of the rain.
And now I have Internet and something to writing about thanks to my great monitor ;)
so yay!

Lets see... the ten commandments I live by? Hmmm... (these are just in the order I think of them.)

1. Thou Shalt not Conform
2. Thou Shalt not let thy anger get thy best of thou (ha ha that's a mouth full)
3. Thou shalt not care about others opinions of thou (unless they're good of course..)
4. Thou shalt not lose sight of what thou finds important
5. Thou shalt be thy best Soraya The Great thou can be
6. Thou shalt always remember that things don't suck as bad as they seem and everything happens for a reason
7.Thou shalt


okay, this is getting annoying. Lets try in English shall we?

you know, I really only have five commandments that I live by.

1. Try to be the best Person I can be
2. Try to be the best Soraya The Great I can be.
3. Remember that everything happens for a reason
4. Remember the things that are important to me.
5. Don't let other people's priorities become your own.

yeah, that's basically what I live by.

That, in a nutshell is the code of STG.
well, the things to live by code.
I'm one big walking hieroglyphic. =P

Ummm, I'm still pretty tired and I keep trying to re-read what I wrote but none of it is making any sense to me.
so, I hope that that's just me. =P

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I think I'll watch Sister act now.

Cause you had it in for me so long ago

Boy bands, The Shins, and the Ramones are currently trying to keep me awake.
I'm bored. and It's making me really tired.
And I can't think of anything to do.

oh my god you've got to be kidding me.
I'm sitting here blasting the backstreet boys reading prompts and other boring things and I actually dozed off.

Oh my ever loving Gravy.
This is just not cool.
okay okay okay.

I will write about um... The pagemaster?
I love that movie. hwever, I do not wish to write about.
Ah hah!
The Shins!
Finally!

we can fake it for a while. bite your tongue and smile like every mother does an ugly child

Cause you had to know thatI was fond of you. Fond of y-o-u.

Oh my gosh, I have no energy what so ever left. I keep like blacking out.
Jeeeeez.
I wish I wasn't so BORED.

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I can't live, with or without you

Right now I'm doing the music challange thing on facebook because I'm determined to beat Nadias score =P I'm only two thousand away!

hehe.
This blogging buisness is not so great after this many hours.
I keep having to resplell everything because I'm so braindead.

meow.

asdgjl;'asdfghjkl;'


um, is it just me or are these just getting shorter and shorter?

I think it's just me because this one is actually considerably longer than some of the other ones.

I can't believe it;s already 4:00.
eight hours left?

wow.

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Mr sandman, bring me a dream.

Ahhh! not the song to be thinking of right now! =P

This is mighty good tea though. Yupp. I finally got off my lazy bum and made it :D

And I made another bagel.

Hmmmmm, what movie should I watch next? I'm just sittnig here in silence.

I suppose I could crank up the tunes, but then I'll end up listenin to the Smiths XD XP

Not that that's a bad thing, but I listen to them all the time.

Oh well, hehehe

I started something

... and now I'm not too sure.

Oh! MAYBE I'LL WATCH SISTER ACT!

ahahah

it's been AGES since I've seen that one.

I wonder if I still emember all the words... hmm.. =P

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Oh, no more apologies

When I said I liked thunder, I meant fro ma distance. A very very far distance.
Because uh, Thunder andlightning kinda scare the livin' daylights outta me...

And, the stinkin' power just went off.

That's really not cool. I hope it doesn't keep doing that.

So, uh, Kitchen?

Cause I never made that tea and I'm realy hungry and I'm out of peppermint Patties.

actually, I'll be outside!
only for a minute though, I don't plan on being struck down by lightning.

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Whoa oh oh, Jamies Cryin'

I hear thunder.

I love thunder.

And lightning.

But not so much.

I really love the rain.

I hope to move to Seattle someday just because it rains 9 months of the year in Seattle.

I love rain.

And snow

and Sleet

and Ice

and water

Precipitation Rocks.

heh heh.



The only thing I don't like about when it rains is when you run around in the rain and then have to run back in the house dripping wet and all.

That's no fun.









I really, REALLY want sushi.



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Listen to the Radio don't you remember? We built this city, we built this city on Rock and Roll

Mickey*Donald*Goofy
THE THREE MUSKETEERS

that's what I'm watching now. And I'd like to know,
Mickey gets Minnie, Donald gets Daisey, and Goofy gets Clarabelle.
what's up with that?
Mice, Ducks, and then a dog and evil-turned-good-cow?
And what about the alliteration?
Gosh, this movie makes no sense.
=P

Me: give me a prompt. I need something to write about and not something really stupid like googling yourself
Cooper: flying purple rabbits who eat people

oh boy.

__STG :D

You remind me of the Babe

I'm out of things to write about.
heh heh.

I love peppermint patties.
I open them and then hold them up to my ear and slowly rip them in two. I love that sound :D
I'm not even really tired.
I'm just relly bored now.

and I have virtually nothing left to say and I'm afraid that the rest of my twenty-some posts are going to be like this one.

Harry Potter's almost done.
I loved this Dumbledore.

ahahahah

Bumbledorf.

hahaha

Fob.

:D

hehe

I hope inspiration will strike

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So I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spannard

Ah!
I can't believe it's 1:00!!
ahhh!!

Gosh, It feels like, 10am.
That's bad I think =P

Man, I feel weird now.
asdlkjasdjkha

blah!

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My the lines sag heavy and deep tonight

Still doodling, still Pottering.
This is the lamest yet :D

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Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, My Love.

Brownie Points if you figure out the Band and Song name. That's pretty easy :P

All men have secrets and here is mine
So let it be known
We have been through hell and high tide
I can surely rely on you ...
And yet you start to recoil
Heavy words are so lightly thrown
But still i'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you
So, what difference does it make ?
So, what difference does it make ?
It makes none
But now you have gone
And you must be looking very old tonight
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole and i lied, and why ?
Because you asked me to !
But now you make me feel so ashamed
Because i've only got two hands
Well, i'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh
So, what difference does it make ?
Oh, what difference does it make ?
Oh, it makes none
But now you have gone
And your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight
Oh, the devil will find work for idle hands to do
I stole, and then i lied
Just because you asked me to
But now you know the truth about me
You won't see me anymore
Well, i'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh
But no more apologies
No more apology
Oh, i'm too tired
I'm so very tired
And i'm feeling very sick and ill today
But i'm still fond of you, oh-ho-oh
Oh, my sacred one ...
Oh ...





The wave of tired has passed.
I hope I don't die before then.


E T H N I C A L L Y
A M B I G U O U S
H A S H B R O W N S
and clowns named Spock.
This is my life.

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But that joke isn't funny anymore. It's too close to home and too near the bone.

Egad! It's time again for another post!

Can anyone say Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone?

I haven't watched this movie in.. years.



um... I made my bagel explode...

is that weird?

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People try to put us d-d-d-down. Just because we get around.

Alright, I feel I should make this clear. I hate my generation.

I really do.

Which, I guess, is why most of my favorite things are from OTHER generations.



Think about it though, what have we got? Nothing. Well, we have Degrassi, people who sing about lip gloss, Crappy movies, emo kids, MySpace, American Eagle, Paris Hilton, Anorexia, and really bad music.



Now, lets start with Degrassi. Oh boy. Those kids are so messed up it isn't even funny.

How can you have so many screwed up kids in one school?? You've got the kids who drink, the ones that get pregnant, the gays, the pot heads, the preppy kids (who if you ask me, are the most messed up), the bitches, the losers, and then there are the kids who do it all.

Which is exactly what you have in any other High School in America. Times Ten.

Now, tell me, what exactly is appealing about all of this?

I can't tell you how many times I've had a conversation ended because someone needed to go watch Degrassi.
What's appealing about high school kids sleeping with each other and getting STD's and such?
Please, someone, explain it to me.


Okay, Lip gloss. Um, this is music? Are you kidding me? How in Gods name can anyone listen to that? "My lip gloss in poppin', my lip gloss in cool."
What the hell does that mean?!
How do people come up with this garbage? "poppin'?"
First there was "fresh," then we came up with "fly," but "poppin'?"
Why do Rappers feel the need to have there own secret code that no can can decipher?
I mean, this just brings me back to my rap isn't music rant.

Oh. Boy.
MySpace.
Oh, MySpace, what can I say about you?
Oh, there are so many things wrong with you I don't even think I want to talk about this one.

So, really bad music.
It's really bad.
I mean, at least with like, The Smiths, you have lyrics that SAY something. People can relate to those words. I mean, I'm sorry but I don't see how anyone can listen to Panic! At the Disco. It's complete garbage. end of story.

See? My generation has nothing good to offer.
I mean, it's a bunch of crap. There's no one for us to look up to but Paris and Lindsey. And uh, sorry, but I refuse to starve myself.
I love food. And carbs. I can't go a single meal without carbs. In fact, I think I'll have a bagel after this! :D

I know it sounds corny and all, but it's true. Nearly every kid I know is obsessed with the way they look and their weight and all of that. I mean, I'm the weird kid at school because I refuse to dress like they do? Are you serious? Um, I don't need to be showing off that much skin and neither do you. And I don't actually care that I'm the weirdo.. I like it that way. Even the ghetto kids dress all skimpy. So do the emo kids.
I don't want to get into the whole stereotype issue but it's there. and frankly, I think it's because of all the crap you watch and read and listen to that no one knows how to get along.

Hmm, if only more kids would watch a little Star Trek, listen to The Smiths, (Eat a lot more!), then MAYBE... everyone would be a little more NORMAL.

=]

okay, that' all I have to say about that.

But I still hate my Generation. =P

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I do not mean to be so rude. Still I must speak frankly Mr. Shankly

Brownie points to whoever knows what songs my titles are from.

One of my friends (I think it may have been Nadia) Didn't even realize they were songs =P



well, not all of them are, but most of them.

And they really never have anything to do with my posts =P



On another note: I've lost the ability to doodle.

I keep trying ad they all suck.



*sigh*

I suppose I shall keep trying.



Sixteen clumsy and shy. That's the story of my life.



I love Morrissey. and The Smiths.



Oh, NEXT POST: Talking 'bout my generation!

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Wouldn't it be good?

I am now watching The Breakfast Club.

Thanks, God for John Hughes Movies :D

Amanda's kitties


they're cute, yes but Tough Guy is cuter.

=]



Hmm, note to self: When Mahtab gets up ask for pictures of Tough Guy



More doodling :D







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What the Pfargtl?

=]





Colored pencil actionnn.






This was my art project. It looks so much cooler in person :P




Now I think I'm going to draw. or at least doodle.

And somehow that really impressed me

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I don't eat meat
And niether should you

actually, this is only part-truth.
I eat fish and turkey.
Fish may not be meat, but turkey is.

BUT, I don't believe in eating animals if you like them and I love animals. Just not turkey.
Turkeys are scary and every time I've ever seen one it's attacked me.
So take that Mister Turkey.

as for fish, well, I like fish.
And I don't approve of the way animals are slaughtered in this country.
Well, fish aren't realy slaughtered. they're just sort of opened up and emptied. =P

Um.. I need more refreshments.
I am HUNGRY.

asdfhkl;'
sadly, there is no food.
=[

Oh well.

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This was supposed to be 9:00 =P I was a little early X(

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Uh, peppermint patties are not the best snack =P

and I've yet to make my tea.

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

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We didn't start the fire. It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'

I can't believe a half hour goes by so fast.
I'm watching the Princess Bride and listening to Billy Joel.
I think I'll make some tea! :D

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Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bone. And I will try, to fix you.

More movies you MUST see to be a functioning human being.

THE GOONIES!
One of my favorite movies of all time.
"HEYY YOU GUYYSSSS!"
Seriously one of the funniest, cutest, coolest, movies I've ever seen. I'm really not a Spielberg fan. Not at all. But he struck gold with this one.

Heathers.
Another great movie. Dark, morbid, funny, a little creepy, it's great.
After I first saw this movie though I couldn't watch anything with Christian Slater in it since he creeped me out so much. =P
I still can't.. but it's not like I'm missing out, right? =P




OH MY GOD!

NO WAY!

Guess who's birthday it is today...
Sanjay Dutt.
HOLY CRAP, FERDAWS!

I know that name probably means nothing to most people, but I have to add one of his movies to my list.



Lage Raho Munna Bhai.
Okay, it's not in English, and some of it's weird, but this is one of the coolest Hindi movies ever made.
I really don't like a lot of them. Actually, I only like, maybe four or five of them.
This one is cool though. It's got everything most Hindi movies got. Music, action, drama, comedy, sadness, happiness, a love story. And it has a lot of... historical things?
It's really cool.
That's all I can say about it.


Wow, I almost said "me need food" just now.
Um.. right.

Excuse me while I search the kitchen for something edible.

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By the way, Pink Floyd is SIRIUSLY not something you want to listen to while trying not to think of sleep.

The worst part is over,Now, get back on that horse and ride.

I can't believe time is flying by so fast.

It's been at least two weeks since I've been up this late.
I'm insanely brain dead.

Can you imagine how I'll be TOMORROW?
Egad.

heh
I just had to throw that one in =P
Um, no Doors please.
They're too trippy for right now.
I think I'm going to have to stick to Boy bands, the shins, and The Smiths.
what an interesting combination.

I really don't care what anyone thinks, Boy bands are the best. Okay, well, only three of them.
I know they're queer but they were my FAVORITES when I was like, in the second grade.

I really wouldn't be this cool with out the Backstreet Boys and NSync, okay?

And thank God for New Kids on the Block.
A little before my time, but still awesome.

However, I was never a fan of Aaron Carter, 98 degrees, Britney Spears (okay well maybe Lucky.. =P ), or any of those other talentless hacks.

While we're talking about music, lets turn our attention to rap "music."

I think Morrissey said it best:
Q: In Panic, you denounce the vacuousness of dance music. What do you think of rap "music" ? M:I don't consider it music. It's just conversation. There's no melody and when there's no melody I have problems.
Q: It may not be your cup of tea but unlike rock, isn't it the only music which, to pick up your phrase, "talks to black people about their lives" ?
M: Probably, but I can't prevent myself from being disturbed by some of its aspects. All this speech of superiority and the male chauvinism it carries. And then I really don't think it's a rich, new music. It's the degree zero of music. I know that what I'm saying sounds really corny or old-fashioned, but I'm struck by the fact that it's enough for a rap group to break itself laboriously on a song with thinnest of melodies to make people call it a work of genius and hail the song to the pantheon of classics. I know as well that the same speech has been held about punk. Except that punk didn't last. It had the virtue to bring us The Ramones and, above all, to revitalize rock and shake the system. On the contrary, rap never fails to repeat itself. It must be assumed that its only use is to sort out the swingers from the fuddy-duddies. Blokes who suffer while listening to rap just because they're scared to death not to be hip - I see some everyday ! Sorry, but I'd rather be corny.



Sorry, but I don't think rap is music. I never have and I never will.
It's a bunch of people rhyming about how they'd like to take advantage of some chick who's asking for it by wearing practically nothing and how they need to commit some sort of felony so that their peers will accept them.

Look, everyone sings about girls, money, and drugs.
The Beatles did, The Smiths did, The Ramones, Tom Petty, The Doors, I can think of tons of people.
The difference between them and rappers? They had a melody and don't add "izzle" at the end of every other freaking word.

so there.
"That's all I have to say about that."

Until the next one ;)

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Whoa, we're halfway there. WHOA OH! Livin' on a prayer

A half hour is not a very long time. Not at all
I can definately see why after the first like twelve posts peolpe would start getting like

"I'm listening to music and uhm.. I'm lyk.. totally bored.. and uhm...yeah.. the end."

=P

I am just too cool for that.
Ask anyone.

(Agree or die. :D)

Okay, so um, you'd think that Bon Jovi would make pretty good stay up music but NO. He's making me sleeeeepppppyyyy....

Belle and Sebastian! that's better :D

oh! now I want to listen to the Shins!

hah!

=P

this was one of those stupd posts.

oh well. =P

We did it! We did it! We did it yeah!

I think Dora the Explorer is a total illeagal immigrant.

=P

mmmm... soup :D
There's never a bad time for soup.


Oh my ever locing gravy. I really hate mosquitos. I may have said I hate something and then taken it back before, but I've said it once and I'll say it again, I hate, hate, HATE mosquitos.

I have three bites on my right leg, two on my left foot, one on my ear, THREE on my right elbow and I probably have more I havn't discovered yet.

GAHH!!!

Why can't you go eat someone ELSE?!

JEEBUS.

The worst part is that even if I don't scratch them, they swell up and becom lumps the size of eggs.

And they don't just itch, oh no, no, no, no, they HURT.

Why couldn't I just be allergic to mushrooms or something?
I HATE mushrooms. I always have. I know it's sort of irrational to be afraid of them, but I am. When there are mushrooms coming out of the ground and I walk by them or something I completely freak out.

I would much rather be allergic to them and not Mosquito bites.

At least then people would stop cooking them i nthe house.
Making mushroom anything is blasphemy in my book =P

And, here's another thing, Mosquitos don't even DO anything useful!
I mean, they spread around Maleriah and West-Nile. THAT'S USEFUL.
Spiders are creepy, but at least they eat other bugs. And worms are really gross, but Birds EAT THEM. Someone please explain to me what Mosquitos do that is useful?
In any way.

Stupid GERM SPREADING, DISEASE CARRYING, ANNOYING, BUZZING, BLOODSUCKING, PESTS.

that is what they are.

Phew.
Rant over =]

That helped.

Too bad I'm still itching and we don't have ANYTHING tat'll help me.

asdfghjkl;'
not.cool.

__STG

By the Way: ESP? haha you crack me up sometimes =P

ESP Blogging

Soraya is in the car right now.
I am channeling her thoughts and putting them on her blog.
She is thinking:

FERDAWS IS AWESOME! She is the best sister ever!

Wow...I don't blame her for having those thoughts but I'm going to try to channel a different thought so the readers don't get too overwhelmed.

She is thinking:

MAN, I just want to go home and whoever gave this driver their license was seriously WRONG!


And all the ESP is making my head hurt. So until 20 minutes from now...

__NOT STG

Manchester, so much to answer for

Still alive and thriving.

again, not much, there will be more later!!

We're about to head home so I'll be able to get outof my jeans and start playing my music and stuff :D

WOO HOO!

this is fun. I think I'm going to have to look into this next year.. =P

I mean, insomnia with a cause?

That has STG written all over it =P

__STG

"Who would want to be Van Halen?"

I'm still alive!

unfortunately, this is another nothing post.

we're having a discussion about Horse riding programs for kids with mental disabilities and I want to get back down there. =P

You know what that reminds me of though? I haven't talked to Laura in the longest time.
I wonder how Cassie's doing..

hmm

okay then much more later =]

__STG

It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time.

I'm really hungry now.
Ferdaws made me soup. I didn't even get to eat it.
I think I'd like to go home soon so I can eat it and drink a cup of tea.

Wanna know something really weird? And, I plan on telling you regardless of whether you want to hear it or not (:D :P)...

I've completely converted.
I've been drinking coffee for as long as I can remember.
Black coffee. Three Sugars.
Since the fifth grade maybe.

And I know it's bad for me and it stunts my growth and all (not that I'm getting any taller...)
but I drank it so often that I was immune to the caffeine. I could down three pots and then go to bed, which I've done before.. not the brightest thing I've ever done...

But the other morning, I was thirsty and I didn't want to make coffee so I just grabbed a tea bag. I've never particularly liked tea. But I suddenly had a craving for a cup with milk and sugar and a little nutmeg, maybe some cinnamon.
So, I make a cup, and I loved it. And I ended up drinking fourteen cups after that.

And now, I no longer have any feelings for Joe. I've moved on to his cousin Lipton =P

Man, I love myself. =P

oh crap

it's doing that thing where it doesnt show my posts.
asdkhasdkjhasd


I hope you can read this.
and the one before it
asd;lkjasd

__STG

Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh I believe in yesterday.

You haven't lived unless you've seen these movies. I mean that.

Labyrinth.
The greatest movie in the entire world. And my favorite since the fourth grade.
Featuring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly and the amazing puppet work of Jim Henson.
It's corny, parts of it are creepy, the goblins are scary, and it's the best thing you will ever see.

The Princess Bride.
Heroes. Giants. Villains. Wizards. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale.
She gets kidnapped. He gets killed. But it all ends up okay.
If you haven't seen it, go watch it.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
I have to warn you, I cry every time I see it.
Although, if you're not a huge geek like me, this one isn't for you. But you're not living if you haven't seen it.

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
Okay, this one makes me cry too, especially when Spock recognizes Jim on Vulcan.
asdkhaskdjh.
I won't say any more about it. Just, go watch it, okay? =]


Um, there are a lot more I can think of, but i think I like that these are all 80's movies =P
hehe

Okay, until the next half hour then!

Space. The final frontier.

Alright, the one you've all been waiting for:
Star. Freaking. Trek.
:D

Spock: "Fascinating" is a word I use for the unexpected. "Interesting" shall suffice here.

-

Spock: Congratulations on a dazzling display of logic.
Capt. Kirk: Didn't think I had it in me, did you?
Spock: No.

-

[Spock and Dr. McCoy are locked in a prison cell]
McCoy: Spock, er, I know we've, er, had our disagreements. Er, maybe they're jokes, I don't know. As Jim says, we're not often sure ourselves sometimes. But, er... what I'm trying to say is...
Spock: Doctor, I am seeking a means of escape. Will you please be brief?
McCoy: What I'm trying to say is, you saved my life in the arena.
Spock: Yes, that's quite true.
McCoy: [Indignant] I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!
Spock: Oh yes, you humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. "You're welcome", I believe is the correct response.

-

Gahhh. This is day four with no Trek. And it's killing me.
REALLY killing me.
This has to be the one of the greatest things ever aired on television. Especially in the early seasons with Mr. Checkov. Those episodes complete me. =P
I especially love the ones where someone messes up the planets natural course of action. In the case of those episodes, usually someone wants to help a planet achieve its destiny at a faster rate or leaves a form of literature or technology behind leading to disastrous results. Like the case with the Ekosians who followed the Nazi model or the world that used the model of 1920's Chicago to base their societies on.

Those were the best.
hehe.

You know what though?
I don't like any other Version of Star Trek.
Deep Space 9.
Voyager.
Next Generation.

Granted, I've never watched more than a few minutes of each of them, but they lack the spark the original had.
Not to mention the cheesy effects and the bad acting =P

__STG

Sir leads the troops. Jealous of youth. Same old suit since 1962

STG Moments:

4th of July. The stupid Popsicle stuck to my tongue. They didn't believe me so after I got it off they made me put it back on and take a picture.
The worst part was that I actually obliged.





Fashion Disaster Day! This was the 7th grade. It's a little hard to believe I was in the 7th grade.. I mean, I look like I'm six. And I cant believe it was only like, last year... man. Time flies.




5th Grade Band\Strings Concert. I remember him! I think I named him Raoul. Look at how cool he was. Those were the days when the band and strings still performed together. And when I still played :P. Why was it called strings instead of Orchestra anyway? Why wait 'til Middle and High School? They're the same instruments anyway...



My Hair!!! This was the first time I had dyed it Hot Pink.. only it doesn't look like it's pink in the pictures... People would come up to me and ask if it was the pink out of the can.. heh. It was awesome. I almost want to re-do it =P




It started looking more red as it faded. The next one was one of my last days at Hughes. I didn't want to wait for my mom alone so I made Raana wait for me and since Tanya walked home we made her wait too and Raana started taking pictures with her camera. We were all sitting on the box and I bent over and she took a picture =P





hahahaha

one more thing: "What's flashing?" "It means I blasted the living hell out of him and he didn't die."

hehe

Halo Monolouges

__STG

A tough kid who sometimes swallows nails

What?
NO WAY!
I'VE BEEN SPONSORED!
ASDLJIASDLKAHSDASLDKAS:DKASLKDHAS!!
YESSS!!!


I'd just like to say that there is NO WAY any one can call me sad because of a little Star Trek, okay?
Because there are at least 15 of them sitting down there playing Halo.

What is that?

Seriously.

And you'd think thy would be tired of it by now but noooooo
Every freaking weekend they sit there and do the same thing over and over and over.

Um.. I know this one is late.. but I'm not bad at being late like Ferdaws is.
She has to TRY to be late...

Yeah, no, punctuality and Me don't get along so well..

Alright,. this one was pointless as well.. that's okay. I'll start prepping for the nexst one?

__STG

I am the ghost of troubled Joe. Hung by my pretty white neck some eighteen months ago.

Woo Hoo!
It's actually me!

Thanks Ferdaws for the posts and the Nesquick rant?

And, I'm pretty sure Nestle owns NESquick

heh

Dude, I have someone reading?
That's insane.
:D
So I don't have any actual sponsors and First Book's not getting anything from me... but who cares! Some one's reading!

woo hoo!

On another note, Scrabble.
Yes, Scrabble.
My first really post is about Scrabble.
I really love Scrabble.
I think I enjoy playing Scrabble more than any other person I know. I mean, I think I enjoy it a little too much seeing as how I play by myself.

I think it's just more fun by yourself.
You don't have to WAIT for someone try and come up with some lame three letter word like Ate.

A couple of weeks ago I played the most amazing game by myself.
I mean, I cheated a little to get rid of the last three tiles. I think I used "Ay" as a word XP

but it was still really cool.

Actually, i took a picture of the board :D

















Mahtab gets credit since I used her camera.

Alright, I'll be collecting more Halo notes until the next half hour rolls around.

Can you guess what it's going to be about?

=P

__STG

By the way, the syrup is better. Just don't mix either one with Soy milk.

Chocolate Soy milk = Recipe for disaster.

I seriously had to hold my nose to chug it back.

bleck.

__STG

Woohoo! It's 1 AM!

So Soraya is STILL not set up (don't ask me why) and requested that this post not be crappy and skimpy like the last two.

So...I get to blog about whatever I feel like.

And this is how I feel:

I just had a glass of chocolate milk the nesquik powder kind, and I don't understand why they make it so it doesn't completely dissolve in the milk. I mean, I figure nestle had years and years to perfect it and some lucky ppl get paid to figure this stuff out and yet still...no complete dissolve. Why?! Ahh one of life's little things I suppose.

__NOT STG

I'm so tired. I'm so sick and tired. And I'm feeling very sick and ill today.

I can't believe I'm not doing this myself!

ahhh!
pathetic entries!!!


More later? (I really really hope...)

__STG

P.S. I may add more to this if I can...

You're the bees knees but so am I

And so it begins!

:d

more later when I'm all set up (I hope..)

__STG

P.S. What a pitiful post. I hope they don't all suck this bad.

If I get through, I hope you make it too.

Maryam is a loser.

ANYWAY.....

Despite the fact that I am still sponsorless... I will go on with the 'thon.

Basically because I plan to rag on MapleStory :D

Take that losers.

I'veComeToWishYouAnUnhappyBirthday

__STG

I'm lookin for a love a love like mine. They tell me it's so hard to find.

Um...
Mahtab what part of no weirdos didn't you get?
Sorry stranger who commented.... but uh, you are a weirdo.
I refuse to post a picture that looks anything like this : http://budak.blogs.com/the_annotated_budak/images/molerat.jpg

Okay, I may have posted a link, not the actual naked mole rat though.

Right.
So, if the weirdo would like to make themselves known, well, that would be cool.

Until later you cheap skates :)



HasDonJohnsonFoundThatHeartbeatYet?

=P

__STG

They were born and then they lived and then they died.

12:32am.
Still no sponsorships.
Upsetting? Yes, yes I think so.

__SORAYA the GREAT. SORAYA. NO ONE ELSE.
asliudhas;kldj'

Oh, one more thing.

I was perusing the 'thon forum trying to figure out how late I can collect sponsorships when I stumbled upon one thread that talked about WAYS to get sponsored.
You know, offer gift cards, create one of a kind works of art for the highest sponsor, etc.
Bribery, basically.

I didn't try to do any of that.
No, I asked.
I begged a little even.
But I did not bribe.
I was under the impression that bribery was an insult to most peoples intelligence.
Boy, was I wrong.

Next year I'll just pay you a teeny tiny minute percentage of what I actually want you to give ME.

that's cool.

__STG

Well there's just one problem there: THE BAND IS MINE! How can you kick me out of what is mine?

in the words of Mahtab: "This BLOOOOWWWWWWS!"

Um, I think that if no one wants to sponsor me by at least, 11:00pm tomorrow, I might not even TRY.

'Cause otherwise I'm just staying up for the hell of it vs. my doing this for the hell of it WHILE raising money for a good cause.

so it would really be pointless.

this blows. chunks. all over.

what a great image.


asdgasdljkasd'asldkajl;sdl;akdj'dl;ksdl;

__STG X(

Oh, the good life is out there somewhere so stay on my arm you little charmer.

I'm not home. So, I can't freak out. Out loud.
However, I can freak out via my blog :)
IT'S FRIDAY.
JULY 27th.
THAT MEANS TOMORROW IS SATURDAY.

BLOGATHON.

does this mean anything to anyone other than myself??
Because, I have to tell you, I'm not that thrilled about not having any SPONSORSHIPS people.
Seriously, what's a person gotta do to squeeze some cash out of you???

WHAT PART OF "I'M DOING THIS FOR A GOOD CAUSE," don't you seem to get?

askdjhaskldjhaskjdashldhasdjlkafjsglkjerot8uy4rjiw3r

On another note, I haven't seen an episode of Star Trek in three days. I'm starting to suffer from withdrawl. :D

And, you know what? (and I plan on telling you regardless of wether or not you know and or care...)
How am I even going to DO this?
Because SATURDAY is when Komayl and his nerdy (I'm sorry if any of you are reading this, but it is sorta true...) friends sit in the friggin basement and play Halo for hours. Now, I mean, it's not like they'll be asleep until like 5am or anything but TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. I have to constantly post... what happens when they go to sleeeeepppp???????

How am I going to sit down there while they try to SLEEP and just clickity-clack till the cows come home?

Gah.

Why do things have to be so complicated?

Crap.
My Pledges: 0
Total amount: $0.00

Whoop dee freaking doo.

okay.

bye.

Jeebus.

Ireallydon'tlikepeoplerightnow.

__STG

It's time the tale were told of how you took a child, and you made him old

The time is 8:55am.
I'm only just starting to get tired.
this is a problem.
This means I'll end up sleeping the whole day away!
That's just not cool.

Gr.
I'm watching Full House.

in case you were wondering.
And now I think I'm done.

This was rather enlightening, wouldn't you say?

I'mlookingforaHEARTBEAT.

haha.
Don Johnson.
haha.
Raana.
hahahaha

Sometimes life doesn't suck so much.

__STG

Bigmouth strikes again!

I take it back.
Everything about how I wanted hi to die, or stub his toes or whatever.
In fact, I retract everything I ever said about any Harry Potter character.
asjdk
sdasdghjkdl'

I finished it.
It was the most amazing thing I've ever read.

in case you were wondering.

I think I like that most of my non-existent audience doesn't keep up with this sort of stuff.
With any of the stuff I talk about really.
It's just so, convenient sometimes.

boy.
oh.
boy.

I am, tired. Elated.
Ecstatic, sad, annoyed, happy, hungry, fatigued, pained, aching, joyful, talkative, bubble brained.

mainly bubble brained.

And I keep getting these rushes of completely random emotions.
like, I was happy, and then I was terribly angry. And then sad. and now I'm content.

mainly because I finished the bok, then hit my arm on my bed, and accidentaly ripped my earring out with my seater and sent it flying somewhere in my room, and then I remembered Harry Potter adn I know I don't care. and don't know what to do.

I would like to say that I don't like certain people, but that's just not nice.

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.

The Smiths.

I suddenly have this urge to watch Labyrinth, The Goonies, and the Princess Bride.

And I want....... food, but I don't know what.
I think I want a salad. That is, of course, only because I want olives.

and red bell peppers.

my fingers are sore.

Damn page turning.

It was worth it, of course.

asdfghjkl;'

I think that's all I can say.

I just adkfhaskj

see?

oh yeah, First Book.
for those of you wondering about it..
In case you didn't get an e-mail.
Not that any of you are probably thinking about that, but whatever.

You know what else I want to watch?

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

the needs of the many are greater than the neds of the one.

__STG

Oh, oh, Smother me Mother

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape Snape, Severus Snape.
DUMBLEDORE!

I've found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! Yayyyyy- BOOM!

hhehehe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4


okay, er, Harry Potter?
I think so.

Snape is a very bad man.
I hope he dies.

=]



I will not, not, not read it all in like 12 hours this time.

I WILL SAVOR IT DAMMIT!

=]

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, ooh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah!
haha


B-b-b-b-baby! Don't forget my number!
B-b-b-b-baby! Love is stronget than Thunder!

heh.

Millie Vanillie anyone?

=P

COMMENT!


Oh yeah, New Charity.

FIRST BOOK!
=]
Sorry MSF, You weren't all that special anyway....








_______STTGGGGGGGG

Yes we may be hidden by rags but we've they'll never have.

And if the people stare, then the people stare. Ohh, I really don't know and I really don't care.


I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT


I GOT IT!!!!

YES!

And as soon as I hit the post button I am GONE.

And if ANYONE bothers me I'll make sure they pay.
Because I plan on reading ALL.DAY.
the end.

well, not yet.


Yesterday was the baby shower.

that was cool.

Um, except that diaper part.
Uh... if real diapers look like that then I think children are out of the question...
Especially the..uh.. buttefinger diaper...
that was gross.

But yeah, it was fun.

Except for the fact that I had stayed up the whole night.
And by 5:00 I was starting to zone out.
But 2:00am I was like... lost.
inspace.

That was great.

=P

And um, I woke up because there were pancakes....
Otherwise I would have kept sleeping.

Twelve for thirty?

no.. that doesn't work for me.
Hey, it wouldn't work for you either.

Well, then again, I usually get like... fifteen for eighteen?
=P

You try being up thirty hours and then get twelve hours of sleep.

'snotthatgreat.

okay. um..

HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!!




asdlaghdjlasjkasdegtki;
asfhk;'asgklsdhl;outydfcvnji87tfbvgnbcderhynmj,kjgasdfnhsl;fnksdbjgfu!!!!!1


Hm. I really am a person of VERY limited interest indeed.

haryyfreakkingggpottterrrrrrr.

__STG

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

That is SO not cool.

a few minutes after I had published my last post, I had turned my music back on.
I turned it off while Iwas posting because it was annoying me.

after I had gone back to listening I went through old posts and other things, nad then as I'm skipping through my library, I find a good song.
I listen to it and as I'm turning back to the computer,
what starts playing?

Harry Potter.
I'm not talking Wizrock or anything.

I mena John Williams.
well, that just isn't nice.

And it's still playing.

I can't bring myself to stop it.
=[

this is just, just ,...
asdl;sjkdfkl;dhasjkl;dh

that's what it is.

theend.

gah!

__STG

July 21. Heeeeeerrreeee's Voldemort!

It's here.
After ten years of magic, it's finally coming to a close.
Really, all I'm wondering is what J.K Rowling plans to do now that she's finished writing the series.
Because we all know that whatever she writes next is going to be crap compared to Harry Potter.
No offense, but that's just how it works.

Sadly, I don't even get to READ the stupid thing until Nadia is done with it.

Anyway, that's okay because I haven't even started reading The Half Blood Prince yet.
And really, I don't think I want to. I don't think I CAN.
Before that book came along I was happily lost in a world of magic ad people with completely ridiculous names. All brandishing sticks and blowing each other up with pretty lights.
I was so far in that I had read each one of those books seventy-five times. each. That's commitment (that's also a sign that I didn't have a life then either).

Then, one fateful summer, I get my copy of HBP.
Now, of course, I had been reading all about it on MuggleNet and the Leaky Cauldron and all of that. Theories, Plot speculations, Who dies, who lives, etc.
But, none of that could have POSSIBLY prepared me for what was coming.
None of it.
I remember that day very well.
I had just had two friends over. It was the first sleep over I had had that summer. Amanda came over the next day. Actually, she called and was like hey, I'm not doing anything, wanna hang out? Well, I had nothing planned so I said yes. We ended up sitting in my room staring at each other for hours. It was raining, she didn't want to watch any movies, and she wasn't as into Harry Potter as I was so talking about that was out of the question. However, she did want to play Neopets and so she did that until she fell asleep on my bed. That was okay though because The UPS man had just delivered my copy of Harry Potter.
I was EXCITED! I was ECSTATIC! I was just, lost for words, I couldn't move.
When I had finally remembered to breath, I took it to my room and started reading. After I had made it to Chapter 13(?) Amanda woke up.
Well, I was busy, so Ferdaws and Maryam wathced Ferris Buellers Day Off and ate Nachos with her.
After the movie was over and I was even farther into the book, I think she played more Neopets. all I know is I payed no attention to her what so ever.

I think she had gone home the next morning.
I was still pretty into the book, so I don't actually know.
She could have been hiding in my closet for all I know.
Anyway, I'm getting closer to the end.
Really close.
Almost there.
and then it happened.
At first I didn't understand.
Huh?
I was confused.
What was that?
I had no idea what was going on.
Wait, did he do what I think he did?
So I re-read it.
No, that couldn't happen..
No way!
So I kept reading.
And the chapter goes by.
and then comes the chapter about his funeral..
I'm still confused, I'm still waiting for him to say something.
I'm waiting for Harry to turn to him disguised as someone, or for harry to look at where he's sitting covered by the invisibility cloak..
It doesn't happen.
He doesn't say anything.
He's not there.
He's gone.
So, I finish the book, and then it really starts to sink in.
Really.
And then, I did the only thing I could think of.
a very non-Vulcan, totally illogical thing.
I cried.
I cried because my fictional hero, had just died.
First, Sirius died and I was shocked and sad.
But then, at the hands of my least favorite character, Dumbledore, my hero, the greatest wizard in all the world, was gone.
And I didn't just shed a little tear, oh no, I cried my little eyes out. You'd think a member of immediate family had just died.
No.
and then I remember Maryam asking what was wrong.
Well, I couldn't tell her. Mahtab and Ferdaws still had to read the book, and she might say something.
so, I told Komayl.
Once I had pulled myself together that is.
That actually took two days.
I stayed in bed and cried for two whole days.
And then I pulled Komayl aside and spilled EVERYTHING.
I told him who had died and how and who had killed him and then I looked at him waiting for him to say something, ANYTHING that would make it make sense...
he responds with "So..?"

A little part of me died that summer.

Needless to say, I put away all of my harry potter things.
My glasses, bookmarks, the books, all of it.

It took me two years to pull it all back out and re-read that book.
And although I managed not to cry, I still hated JK Rowling for every minute of it.

I now sit here on this historic day and tell you these things in the hopes that maybe, it'll make sense.
and it still doesn't.

Now, if you though I was sad because of the Noam Chomsky books in my room, The Smiths pictures on my walls, the Star Trek I watch on TV, The obsession I had for the beatles, My fascination with my colored penicils, or the Wailing of Morrissey coming from my stereo, you now know that the root of my sadness all stemmed from Harry Potter.

I could have just been a HP weirdo for the rest of my life.
Nothing weirder.
But no,
the minute Dumbledore died
was the minute my soul cried,
for a second my heart died
and in that minute I tried, I desperately tried,
to fill that void.

And now you know.

I am truly, a big, fat, DORK.

thelivin'endladiesandgents.

__STG

Driving in your car oh please don't drop me home.

It's not orange...
It's a pumpkin sort of thing...

And this isn't an actual post.
You don't get an actual post.

I just wanted to remind myself of something.

Ethnically ambiguous Hasbrowns and Clowns named Spock.

doyoureallythinkshe'llpullthrough?

__STG

Does anyone read their e-mails?

http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/news/2007/07-17-2007.cfm
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/news/2007/06-29-2007.cfm
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/news/2007/06-07-2007.cfm
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/news/2007/05-31-2007.cfm
http://kamigoroshi.net/blogathon/how-does-blogathon-work

I just thought you might find those interesting.
Well, actually I had a feeling that you wouldn't care.
It's one thing not to read my blog just because. Believe me, I completely understand it. Sometimes I wonder if you only put up with this because I'm related to most of you and you have to.
Really, who wants to waste their time reading about me freaking out over an episode of Star Trek?

But, I really truly thought you'd at LEAST help me try to do something USEFUL. Because it's no secret, I don't do anything.
I sit around and watch TV and complain about my blog not being read or, having already seen this episode of Star Trek and not having anything to do for an hour.

Seriously though, when I e-mailed you I at least expected pity sponsorships. A dollar here, fifty cents over there...
Not earth shattering stuff, just really tiny contributions.

I really can see how me talking about ME all the freaking time would get annoying FAST, but I really really wanted you people who seldom read this as it is to at lest ACKNOWLEDGE what I'm doing here.

I sent an e-mail, a good one too, at least I thought so. I posted a blog. I'm trying to blog for a CHARITY for cripes sake.

Can't I get a little support?

You don't like Star Trek? Fine.
You can't stand the Smiths? Fine.
You really want to eat that poor animal? Fine!

But please, please, PLEASE, for the love of all things GOOD and all the cute fuzzy animals, PLEASE, at least ACKNOWLEDGE what I'm doing here. At least LAUGH at me.

do SOMETHING.

__Soraya

Your Mother Should Know.

Double Postage!

toldyouso.

Hey, there's going to be MUCH more of this if you SPONSOR ME!
http://www.blogathon.org/pledge.php?blogid=365

I've entered the blogathon.
and now you need to sponsor me.
Seriously.

Do it.
Now.

please?

What is a Blogathon
First some terminology: "blog" is a shortened version of "weblog" which is a frequently updated personal website. Most blogs have date stamps on the entries, and consist of links and commentary.
Now, remember when you were in school and you would bowl for charity? And for every pin you knocked down you got, say, ten cents? Or run for a dollar a mile? During the Blogathon, people update their websites every 30 minutes for 24 hours straight. For this, they collect sponsorships. Pledges can be a flat donation, or a certain amount for every hour the blogger manages to stay awake.


That was directly from the blogathon website. I couldn't have said it better myself.


Alright so I'm blogging for Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors Without Borders)

Sponsor me people. Most of you don't even READ this, at LEAST contribute a teeny tiny amount for this NOBLE and CHARITABLE cause.

I you won't read or donate for the awesome, and least do it for the charity!
:]

Lets all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born. Though she was born a long long time ago, your mother should know. Your mother should know.

Okay, I've got a riddle for you.

What happens when you mix a male Vulcan ambassador with a female human being?
SPOCK!


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.

I kill myself.
Seriously.

Oh, and by the way, I've completed this years STG present list. hehe.
In case you were wondering what to get me for, a birthday, National STG is insanely amazing day (the third Wednesday of every other month), Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Eid, or any other day of the week where you think, "hey, Soraya needs a present," now you know what to get.

And yeah, yeah, yeah I don't celebrate the majority of these holidays and some of them aren't about gifts it's about giving and blah blah blahh.

Whatever. If I'm not so self absorbed and don't think about me, who will?

WHO?

heh.
At least I KNOW I'm slightly conceited.

But it's sort of in a good way. If that makes sense.

whatever.

I am currently listening to.....

RUN DMC. HAH.

When I wake up people take up mostly all of my timeIm not singin, phone keep ringin cos I make up a rhymeIm not braggin, people naggin cos they think Im a starAlways tearin what Im wearin, I think theyre goin too farA girl named carol follows daryll every gig we playThen d dissed her and dismissed her, now shes jockin jayI aint lyin, girls be cryin cos Im on tvThey even bother my poor father cos hes down with me.


hehe.

Um.. interesting transition...

Run DMC to Oingo Boingo?

Only on my playlist ;-)

At least I'm not like a certain SOMEONE whos NERDY friends listen to the HALO II SOUNDTRACK...

Jeez. and you people think I'm a nerd?
Just because of a little Star Trek?
(And some Harry Potter, and.. okay nevermind.. this isn't helping me, is it?)

Alright.

I have nothing more to say.

Except this:

Ask me, ask me, ask me.

Oh, and this:

I really like my blog. It's not themed. It's just.. fun to read. At least, I think so.

I mean, themed blogs are cool, but, there's no particular theme when it comes to STG.
'yaknowwhatImean?

okay then.

If I could, yes I wouldIf I could, I would
Let it go
Surrender
Dislocate


theveryend.fornowanyway.

__STG

Sweetness, sweetness i was only joking when I said I'd like to mash every tooth in your head.

She said in the days when you were hopelessly poor, I just liked you more.

I got bored so you get TWICE the postage.

Well, actually since it's technically tomorrow... You only get twice the postage if I decide to actually POST tomorrow so...

we'll see.

Meanwhile, I'd like to comment on a comment.

"lol. umm the mind rules the body. The weight of a skein of yarn would be an important part of a knitting blog because it changes the outcome of the product. I.E.: If a pattern calles for a light weight yarn and I use a heavy weight yarn I am going to have a HUGE difference in size(this is why u should make a guage). Anyway...the only time you would on purpose use a heavy yarn for a smaller end product is if ur gonna felt something. And then you need to use wool or something shrinkable. "


Okay, I realize, being a knitter myself (a rather pathetic one... but a knitter still..) that this sort of thing matters for all the reasons stated.

however, it matters if you're knitting.

Not if you're just some big weirdo who rants about random sizes and weights of random skeins of yarn for no particular reason.

Star Trek rants I get.
Morrissey rants, I get.
Movie and book rants, I get!
Vegetarian rants, I can get.
Beatles, The-color-red-annoys-me, Modern-art-is-not-art, I absolutely HATE mosquito rants, I TOTALLY get!

but rants about the weight of a skein of yarn?

Maybe if you're working on something and have the wrong weight.

Maybe if you can't find the weight you need.

But not, I-really-just-don't-like-this-particular-weight-and-I-will-now-write-about-it-but-not- exactly-tell-you-why.

This simply makes no sense to me.

OH!

Today I have decided that I have another new favorite episode of Star Trek.
gahh!

All Our Yesterdays

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy find themselves transporting down to the planet Sarpeidon to investigate (and possibly aid) a planet's evacuation before its sun can go nova. All they find, however, is a single librarian, Mr Atoz, tending a collection of unusual discs, which play the planet's history and (to their surprise) allow their users to travel into the past. McCoy and Spock find themselves locked in the planet's ice age; Kirk in the planet's colonial age; and they must escape back into the present before the sun explodes, and the library's computer is destroyed. To complicate things, Spock finds himself attracted to a beautiful political prisoner named Zarabeth.


Okay, since no one I know actually WATCHES Star Trek, I have no problem what so ever telling you what happens.

Spock behaves the way Vulcan's did 5,000 years ago. Before Vulcan's had discovered logic and reasoning.

He eats animal flesh, and likes it.
And he falls in LOVE. L-O-V-E.
AHHHH!!!!!!

I know it sounds incredibly gay and really, it is.

BUT HE'S A VULCAN FOR CRIPES SAKE!

LOVE IS A HUMAN EMOTION!!

THIS IS POWERFUL STUFF PEOPLE!

Jeebus.

I'm a big freak.

That's okay. I can live with it.
OH!

Nadia is the coolest.
She showed me the coolest font in the whole freaking world and it's basically one of my favorites now.

It's called Sue Ellen Fransico.
it's so freaking cool.

God, I am truly a person of limited interest.


alrighty. I think that's enough ranting.

See?
MY ranting I get.

Maybe the weight-of-that-particular-skein-sucks lady understands her own rants.. just like I get mine?

nahh.

hehe

IwonderifDonJohnsonisstilllookin'foraheartbeat =P

__STG

Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town. This town has dragged you down.

Have you heard the one about the kid who was hungry so she went to the kitchen and died because there was no food?

Well, I'm LIVING it. =P

actually, there's a surprising amount of food compared to most other days.

There's just nothing to eat.

does that make sense?

Yesterday I saw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

it was amazing.
especially compared to the other ones.
which sucked ass in case you didn't know.

I think it was just because this one was so much more like the book.
But, now that I think about it.. I hardly remember any of it...

it went by REALLY fast.
everything just kind of jumped around and the order of some things was a little wacky.

On a very different note, I have officially screwed up my sleep pattern.

Hazaahhhh!

for the past two days I haven't gone to bed any earlier than 8am and haven't actually gotten out of bed til about 6:30pm.

AHH!
HAS ANYONE EVER REALIZED THAT MOSQUITO'S ARE STUPID, WORTHLESS, FLYING, DISEASE SPREADING,ANNOYING, BITING,MENACES TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD?

I hope you people are happy because while writing this for YOU, you out there whodoesn't even bother reading this, a mosquito has managed to bight me not once but TWICE


AHHHH!!! make that THRICE.

THEEFFINGEND



AHHHHHH!!!!!

IT GOT MY EFFING FACE!!!!!!!



AHHHH!!!!!

You're holding me down, turning me round. Filling me up with your rules.

I have recently updated my profile.
I had a truley amazing response to the stupid random question thing. Well, it was basically the answer I have now only I had this added on:



Or I could be one of those pirates that's been out a sea a little too long and has lost most of their marbles and just laugh loudly, then stop suddenly. Then comes the crazy twitch, followed by the burning stare...THEN COMES THE CRAZY BELLOWING! and then you calmly walk away. That'll teach 'em not to laugh =D =P




of course, it was too long.

Man, I'm nuts.
seriously.

oh well, I can live with it.

since NO ONE seems to give a rats tookus about this blog other than myself I'm done.

Jeebus, I'm even monitoring myself for you people.

Tookus?
me?
no.

see?

Gah.


Okay, a quote, then I'm gone.

"The needs of the many are greater than the needs of the one."
--Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.


okay, the needs of this one are greater than those of the many. Espeically since you crack monkeys don't READ THIS! so,

peaceoutgirlscouts.

__STG

It wasn't like the old days anymore. No it wasn't like those days Am I still ill?

I've noticed that there are some problems with this stupid blog.
You can't see the right colors, then you can, then I cant, then NO ONE can, then the title thing doesn't want to work.

gahhhhhh.

On a different yet just as annoying note, MOSQUITO'S SUCK.
awholefreakinglot.

I was standing outside yesterday RIGHT NEXT to the stinkin' back door. Just using the phone. Not harming anyone or any bugs, when all of a sudden, I realize my neck REALLY itches. And REALLY hurts.

I then proceed to scratch.
bigmistake.

Next thing I know I have a HUGE, HUGE LUMP on the back of my next the size of North Dakota.

And it HURTS. Did I mention the hurt?

Jeebus.

So, another thing that's annoying me....
The fact that no one reads this. And yet I still update.
I think I smell some form of COMMITMENT.
You little punks.


gorideabike.


__STG

Do you think you've made the right decision this time?

Insane in the membrain?
me?
Nooooo.....




Take a stab at what today is.
Go on, take a stab at it.



Tuesday.



Not what you thought?
Oh well.

Do you know where I'd like to be?
I'd like to be under the sea.
I used to want to be a mermaid. That or The Flash.
HE was a cool super hero.
Unlike Batman.
Who, really, is just some guy over forty in tights with a queer sidkick.
What's super about that?
Nothing.

You know what else I don't like?
People in general.
end of story.


goodbye.

__STG

England is mine and it owes me a living.

I've just noticed that you can't see my background and all.....

That's not cool. It's the farthest hing FROM cool.

It's so far from cool it's never even heard of cool.

And I can't fix it because I'm not using my computer.


GRAHGHHHSHDFLSKJDFA:SLDK.


boofreakinhoo

__STG

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.

You don't read this.

any of you.

do you know how Iknow this?

No comments.

Comments are a sign of people reading things. I know this for a fact.
When people read things they form opinions. When they have opinions, they usually can't keep them to themselves and share them in the form of a comment.

see?

Ask me why and I'll spit in your eye. Oh, ask me why and I'l lspit in your eye.

Today I've discovered that while I may not be able to draw complete figures yet, at least I can do basic shapes =D

I'm in total Smith Mode.

or, I was before the Dirty Sock Funtime Band took over

It's time for a no good reason party. What more reason do we need?

:-D

Now it's time for an I'm-tired-ad-haven't-slept-in-hours-and-the-slightest-things-make-me-mad-or-hystericle-rant.

Blogs.
Are gay.
And they make NO freaking sense.
SERIOUSLY.
who the HELL blogs about the difference in weight of a skien of yarn?

If you're blog is about knitting then talk about knitting.

not the weight of yarn.

Jeebus.

thelivin'end.

__STG